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When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

A rose says I love u, A smile says I like u, A ring says I want to marry u, But a Small SMS says "I will always REMEMBER U".

I smile at whom I like, I cry for whom I care, I share with whom I love, I laugh with whom I enjoy, I message only to those whom I never want to lose.

I'm dead but my soul is in u, My eyes r open but I dream of u, I'm d best but nothing without u, Take care of my heart it beats in u.

Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers.

Women r confusing... Before marriage they expect a man, After marriage they suspect a man, After he dies they respect the man !!!

Tip of the Day. Always keep ur hubby's pic in mobile,U know y? Wenever u face any problem just see that pic & say If I can handle dis I can do anything.

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Santa becomes driver of a train. The 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late b`coz he stopped at every halt and asked " Is this the right track for Amritsar?"