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Plz don't read this sms

2009-12-09T20:00:00.004-08:00

Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Yeh sulagata jism sms

2009-12-09T20:00:00.003-08:00

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara sms

2009-12-09T20:00:00.002-08:00

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

4 Me sms

2009-12-09T20:00:00.001-08:00

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

mat ho sms

2009-12-09T20:00:00.000-08:00

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

I have pass sms

2009-12-09T19:59:00.006-08:00

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

G U T T E Rsms

2009-12-09T19:59:00.005-08:00

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

THE ZOO

2009-12-09T19:59:00.004-08:00

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Happy april fools day

2009-12-09T19:59:00.003-08:00

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

CUTE persons in the world

2009-12-09T19:59:00.001-08:00

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Attendence.. sms

2009-12-09T19:57:00.004-08:00

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

2009-12-09T19:57:00.003-08:00

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

100 fool sms

2009-12-09T19:57:00.002-08:00

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

cute April sms

2009-12-09T19:57:00.001-08:00

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

Plz call me fool sms

2009-12-09T19:56:00.002-08:00

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

April Fool Sms

2009-12-09T19:56:00.001-08:00

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

U.S.A fool sms

2009-12-09T19:56:00.000-08:00

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

WARNING Fool Sms

2009-12-09T19:54:00.000-08:00

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Happy Birthday

2009-08-14T02:02:00.008-07:00

Some like Sunday Some like Monday

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

moon and Brothers

2009-08-14T02:02:00.007-07:00

if lovers are like moon and Brothers

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

moon and Brothers

2009-08-14T02:02:00.006-07:00

if lovers are like moon and Brothers

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

2009-08-14T02:02:00.005-07:00

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Right before your eyes

2009-08-14T02:02:00.004-07:00

Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !(

love you sms

2009-08-14T02:02:00.003-07:00

for your birthday........i want

for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

URDU sms

2009-08-14T02:02:00.002-07:00

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, (IN URDU)

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,

jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Junam Din Mubarak Ho (

prosperity 4 U

2009-08-14T02:02:00.001-07:00

Let the GOD decorate each

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.

BIRTHDAY WISH

2009-08-14T02:02:00.000-07:00

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY

MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

I send to you warm wishes

2009-08-14T02:01:00.002-07:00

I send to you warm wishes,

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday By Arooj

I send to you warm wishes

2009-08-14T02:01:00.001-07:00

I send to you warm wishes,

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday By Arooj

My love for you

2009-08-14T02:01:00.000-07:00

My love for you Has a never ending supply

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die

birthday sms

2009-08-14T02:00:00.003-07:00

The best way to remember your wife's birthday

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Happy B'Day

2009-08-14T02:00:00.002-07:00

Kick off ur shoes,take a break

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

2009-08-14T02:00:00.001-07:00

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur day(

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Happy birthday!

2009-08-14T02:00:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!

enjoy ur day .......

BIRTHDAY

2009-08-14T01:59:00.000-07:00

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Apne birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:58:00.003-07:00

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.(In URDU)

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'

beautiful female sms

2009-08-14T01:58:00.002-07:00

This day, when the most beautiful female

'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'

i know its ur birthday 2day

2009-08-14T01:58:00.001-07:00

i know its ur birthday 2day.

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

HAPPY B'DAY 2 U

2009-08-14T01:58:00.000-07:00

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS

MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE Birthday

MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT (

BRING LOV N JOY 2 U

HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

Friendship Birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:57:00.000-07:00

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Hindi birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:55:00.003-07:00

xtra special ekdum mast n (In HINDI)

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,

xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS

2009-08-14T01:55:00.002-07:00

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Son birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:55:00.001-07:00

Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

happy Birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:55:00.000-07:00

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday .......

born birthday sms

2009-08-14T01:54:00.000-07:00

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

Congratulations to you

2009-07-24T20:01:00.004-07:00

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

I’m thankful for you each and every day

2009-07-24T20:01:00.003-07:00

Another year has come and gone,
The sands of time keep trickling away.
Your birthday reminds me to let you know
I’m thankful for you each and every day.

finally fifty sms

2009-07-24T20:01:00.002-07:00

So you are finally fifty;
Happy birthday on the big Five-Oh.
I guess you could fill a great big book
With everything you know.
A whole half century of living
Is nothing to sneeze about,
So if you’re a little patched and worn,
Don’t you dare frown or pout.
Ignore things that make you feel old;
It’s really great to be fifty.
You’re smart, attractive [...]

birthday time again

2009-07-24T20:01:00.001-07:00

It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you [...]

your birthday sms

2009-07-24T20:01:00.000-07:00

On your birthday,
I’m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same–
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I [...]

God gave a gift sms

2009-07-24T20:00:00.002-07:00

God gave a gift to the world when you were born-
a person who loves, who cares,
who sees a person’s need and fills it,
who encourages and lifts people up,
who spends energy on others
rather than herself,
someone who touches each life she enters,
and makes a difference in the world,
because ripples of kindness flow outward
as each person you have [...]

counting candles sms

2009-07-24T20:00:00.001-07:00

Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
“Instead of counting [...]

All the smiles

2009-07-24T20:00:00.000-07:00

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

happy birthday …….

2009-07-24T19:59:00.001-07:00

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy birthday …….

Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

2009-07-24T19:59:00.000-07:00

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Cool sms

2009-07-22T03:16:00.000-07:00

I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

Timro yaad ko sms

2009-07-10T02:31:00.003-07:00

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu

Nepali love sms

2009-07-10T02:31:00.002-07:00

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

raat ko sms

2009-07-10T02:31:00.001-07:00

Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau raat ma

Nepali sms

2009-07-10T02:31:00.000-07:00

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

Best Nepali love sms

2009-07-10T02:29:00.000-07:00

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

enjoy your holidays

2009-06-28T23:06:00.000-07:00

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

From Home to home

2009-06-28T23:05:00.005-07:00

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas is the season

2009-06-28T23:05:00.004-07:00

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

christmas card

2009-06-28T23:05:00.003-07:00

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

next day

2009-06-28T23:05:00.002-07:00

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

God Bless

2009-06-28T23:05:00.001-07:00

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

for christmas is you

2009-06-28T23:05:00.000-07:00

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

to you merry christmas

2009-06-28T23:02:00.000-07:00

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

very merry christmas

2009-06-28T23:01:00.005-07:00

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

this Christmas

2009-06-28T23:01:00.004-07:00

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Returns to you glad

2009-06-28T23:01:00.003-07:00

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

peace, joy, and love

2009-06-28T23:01:00.002-07:00

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Christmas you decide

2009-06-28T23:01:00.001-07:00

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

real spirit of Christmas

2009-06-28T23:01:00.000-07:00

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord

2009-06-28T23:00:00.002-07:00

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Christmas Day

2009-06-28T23:00:00.001-07:00

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

A silent night

2009-06-28T23:00:00.000-07:00

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

CHRISTMAS sms days

2009-06-28T22:57:00.005-07:00

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

ideal Christmas sms

2009-06-28T22:57:00.003-07:00

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Santa Claus sms

2009-06-28T22:57:00.002-07:00

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Christmas merry

2009-06-28T22:57:00.001-07:00

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Merry X-mas sms

2009-06-28T22:57:00.000-07:00

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Christmas waves sms

2009-06-28T22:56:00.004-07:00

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to sms

2009-06-28T22:56:00.003-07:00

()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Christmas night sms

2009-06-28T22:56:00.002-07:00

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

friend for friend

2009-06-28T22:56:00.001-07:00

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

your hearts sms

2009-06-28T22:56:00.000-07:00

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

christmas messages

2009-06-28T22:51:00.002-07:00

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Christmas

2009-06-28T22:51:00.001-07:00

He
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart
will
nvr
find
it
under
a
tree.

Christmas candle

2009-06-28T22:51:00.000-07:00

A Christmas candle iz a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
Bt softly givez itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

2009-06-28T22:50:00.002-07:00

May this season bring u success good timez and happiness!
Best wishez 4 MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Enjoy your holidays sms

2009-06-28T22:50:00.001-07:00

I hope u have a wonderful christmas.
Have a great new year!
Hopefully santa ll b extra good 2 u.
Enjoy your holidays

wishing Merry Christmas sms

2009-06-28T22:50:00.000-07:00

May this Christmas end da present year on a cheerful note nd make way 4 a fresh nd bright New Year. Heres wishing u a Merry Christmas

Christmas sms collection

2009-06-28T22:46:00.004-07:00

Christmas gifts need 2 come 4rm tha bottom of ur heart
ur heart needs 2 b an ocean filled with lov
like the ocean iz filled with water all year - ur heart needs 2 b filled wth love all year
its Christmas time al year - time 2 make Christmas gifts all year - each day!

Christmas time

2009-06-28T22:46:00.003-07:00

Christmas time iz a time 4 love
Christmas iz a time 2 love da ones u value most
ur one nd only

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

2009-06-28T22:46:00.002-07:00

If 1 night a big fat man jumps in at ur window, grabs u and puts
u in a sack dont worry I told Santa I want u 4 CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Christmas day 2009

2009-06-28T22:46:00.001-07:00

Christmas iz not a time nor a season,
bt a state of mind.
To cherish peace & goodwill,
2 b plenteous in mercy,
iz 2 have da real spirit of Christmas

Christmas day sms

2009-06-28T22:46:00.000-07:00

From home 2 home
and heart 2 heart
from 1 place 2 another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
bring us closer 2 each other

Happy Christmas

Christmas sms

2009-06-28T22:45:00.003-07:00

Faith makes all thingz possible,
Hope makes all thingz work,
Love makes all thingz beautiful,
May U hav all da three 4 this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!